What The World Needs Now

is laughter. Sweet laughter. And I came prepared. Before you watch the clip below, let me explain how this song reentered my lifespace (and my iPod, via a homegirl who had it on her iTunes, YES [NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT YOOOOOOU!]). When my sister was in town late last year, I met a guy in the bar who was cute but rather dim. I prolly told y'all the story about how he asked about the "decor" in my apartment, because I seemed like I "like incense and candles and shit". My sister called me a week later and said "What happened with 'Slow and Sexy' from the bar?" I pretty much died.

And now, the most awesome collaboration in musical history: Shabba Ranks and Johnny Gill


So much to comment on, where do we start?

-Is that a drag queen at 0:02?
-"If you want to see me naked, say 'take it off'..." LEAVE IT ON SHABBA! LEAVE IT ON!
-"12 inches or more" Um, no. If that weren't excessively big anyway, why doesn't he know the exact size? Does it change? That's like saying "I wear a 36DD or bigger".
-Johnny Gill's fake Jamerican accent. OMG OMG OMG!
-Remember when Johnny said on his coming out special the New Edition "Behind The Music" that he sang all crazy on "Can You Stand The Rain" because he didn't like the song? Does he hate this song too?
-This fool said "Makey love all through the night".

You're all welcome,
Sister Toldja